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NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
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My costume this year….
The best part about it was that all day I got guys asking “who the fuck are you supposed to be?” And I just kept saying “Why are you such a skeez? you can go shave your back now.”
And then all the girls were like “OMG REGINA!” and I would be like “Why are you so obsessed with me??”
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
i quit the internet
This site is to much for my brain to handle.
The transformation of Cinderella’s torn dress to that of the white ball gown was considered to be Walt Disney’s favorite piece of animation.
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The part of parental leave reserved for fathers is cut from 14 to 10 weeks starting July 1st 2014. The change takes effect for children born this date or later. The total length of parental leave is not changed. The Ministry of Finance concludes that the Cabinet will save money on this, seeing as it will probably mean that more women will stay home. Because women on average make less money than men, it is cheaper to pay for maternal leave than paternal leave.
Not making this stuff up, you guys.
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i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal